Ralph P. Martin

After Port Royal is attacked and pillaged by a mysterious pirate crew, capturing the governor's daughter Elizabeth Swann in the process, William Turner asks free-willing pirate Jack Sparrow to help him locate the crew's ship—The Black Pearl—so that he can rescue the woman he loves.

God contacts Junior Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

When a Hollywood star mysteriously disappears in the middle of filming, the studio sends their fixer to get him back.

A young boy has lost his mother and is losing touch with his father and the world around him. Then he meets Hesher who manages to make his life even more chaotic.