The VelociPastor

Buckle up for a wild ride in "The VelociPastor" where a grieving priest discovers a bizarre ability to transform into a dinosaur after a trip to China. But this isn't your typical superhero story. Imagine a priest with scales and sharp teeth teaming up with a witty prostitute to take on not just crime, but also ninjas. Yes, you read that right - ninjas.

As the priest navigates his newfound power and battles against evil forces, the movie blends action, humor, and a touch of absurdity in a way that will have you on the edge of your seat one moment and laughing out loud the next. "The VelociPastor" is a unique and unconventional take on the superhero genre that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about priests, dinosaurs, and crime-fighting. So, are you ready to witness the most unexpected hero of all time in action?